Thanksgiving Jokes

Can you figure out the answer to these Thanksgiving Jokes and riddles? Use these funny Thanksgiving jokes to entertain the whole family during the next Thanksgiving Party. share this Thanksgiving joke with your friends What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner? The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship? What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? Why was Plymouth Rock so brave? What cat discovered America? Which side of the turkey has the juiciest meat? What's round, red, and wears a diaper? How do you make gold soup? Why did mom save some turkey for tomorrow? Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? What did Miles Standish say after the first Thanksgiving meal? What goes gobble, gobble and can see just as well from one end as from the other end? When the early settlers got sick, what did they take? Why was the quarterback crying during the game? What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything? What's red and round and goes up and down, up and down? What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash? What female is always asked to say the Thanksgiving blessing? Why did the Thanksgiving basket get in trouble at school? Why are so many new cars sold around Thanksgiving time? What has feathers and webbed feet? What are unhappy cranberries called? Which Thanksgiving beverage is sad? What is big and green and goes GOBBLE, GOBBLE? On which holiday do you play a lot of jokes on people? Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? What do you get when you have Broomhilda on the beach with a turkey? Why do you go to grandmother's house on Thanksgiving? What do you call a dumb gobbler? What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?" Why did the turkey cross the road? What goes gobble, gobble, BOOM!? What's the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table? How many cranberries grow on a bush? Which pilgrim cut the turkey at the first Thanksgiving feast? What sound does a space turkey make? What goes gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha PLOP!? Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? What do ghosts eat on Thanksgiving? What did the pilgrims use to bake cakes? What does a mother present say to the kid present on Thanksgiving? Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner? What do policemen eat on Thanksgiving? What does a baseball player put under his plate at Thanksgiving dinner? When a turkey picks his nose, what comes out? What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you use to butter your roll with? What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? Teddy bears have what in common with turkeys? The Mayflower weighed how much? What's round, red and shocking? What's a baby turkey called? What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? why didn't the turkey eat dessert? What's inside a genie's turkey? Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving? What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin? What sound does a turkey's phone make? If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? What key has legs and can't open doors? What happened when the turkey got into a fight? Which month is a tailor's least favorite? Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble? Rich people eat what on Thanksgiving? When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? What would you call a pet squash? What's bigger: A Football or A Baseball? What did John Alden wear on his feet? What would a British person gain by eating a Thanksgiving meal? Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? What does Godzilla eat on Thanksgiving? How can you send a turkey through the post office? What do arithmetic teachers do on Thanksgiving? Why is Thanksgiving such an intelligent holiday? What game is played after eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner? What's orange and falls off walls? Why did they let the turkey join the band? What does a golfer like to eat on Thanksgiving? The selfish pilgrims came to America on what ship? What did the pilgrims have to clean after the first Thanksgiving dinner? What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? What does Frosty the Snowman eat on Thanksgiving? What's blue and covered with feathers? Hippies put what on their Thanksgiving potatoes? What kind of vegetable would you like tonight? What do goldfish say on Thanksgiving? What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? What football game is played on Thanksgiving? Why is a turkey on Thanksgiving like a ghost the day after Halloween? Why did the man invest in feathers? On the Thanksgiving, what's always in the middle of the table? Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Which cat discovered America? Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? What goes, gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha BOOM!? Where should you bury your Thanksgiving potatoes (if they die)? Why do turkeys always go, GOBBLE, GOBBLE? What's full of raisins and is on a secret mission? Which Thanksgiving food has grandchildren? What do monsters have on their Thanksgiving table?