Thanksgiving Jokes

Can you figure out the answer to these Thanksgiving Jokes and riddles? Use these funny Thanksgiving jokes to entertain the whole family during the next Thanksgiving Party. share this Thanksgiving joke with your friends What's round, red, and wears a diaper? What goes gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha PLOP!? What did the pilgrims have to clean after the first Thanksgiving dinner? What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? What goes, gobble, gobble, ha-ha-ha BOOM!? What key has legs and can't open doors? What does a baseball player put under his plate at Thanksgiving dinner? What do monsters have on their Thanksgiving table? What has feathers and webbed feet? Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner? How many cranberries grow on a bush? At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you use to butter your roll with? What would you call a pet squash? What did Miles Standish say after the first Thanksgiving meal? What do you call a dumb gobbler? Why do turkeys always go, GOBBLE, GOBBLE? What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? How can you send a turkey through the post office? What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Teddy bears have what in common with turkeys? The pilgrims' cows came to America on what ship? What happened when the turkey got into a fight? When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?" When a turkey picks his nose, what comes out? Why did the man invest in feathers? What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything? What do goldfish say on Thanksgiving? What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Why are so many new cars sold around Thanksgiving time? If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? why didn't the turkey eat dessert? Why did they let the turkey join the band? What's the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table? What female is always asked to say the Thanksgiving blessing? What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz? Why was Plymouth Rock so brave? What football game is played on Thanksgiving? What would a British person gain by eating a Thanksgiving meal? Why did the turkey cross the road? Which Thanksgiving beverage is sad? Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? What's orange and falls off walls? Why do you go to grandmother's house on Thanksgiving? What does a golfer like to eat on Thanksgiving? Why did mom save some turkey for tomorrow? What's round, red and shocking? Which pilgrim cut the turkey at the first Thanksgiving feast? Why did the Thanksgiving basket get in trouble at school? What's a baby turkey called? What do policemen eat on Thanksgiving? When the early settlers got sick, what did they take? What sound does a space turkey make? Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner? The selfish pilgrims came to America on what ship? What does Frosty the Snowman eat on Thanksgiving? What sound does a turkey's phone make? The Mayflower weighed how much? What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? Which cat discovered America? Why is a turkey on Thanksgiving like a ghost the day after Halloween? What did the pilgrims use to bake cakes? What did John Alden wear on his feet? Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Knock Knock Who's there? Waddle Waddle who? On which holiday do you play a lot of jokes on people? Why is Thanksgiving such an intelligent holiday? When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? What's bigger: A Football or A Baseball? What goes gobble, gobble and can see just as well from one end as from the other end? What is big and green and goes GOBBLE, GOBBLE? Where should you bury your Thanksgiving potatoes (if they die)? Which Thanksgiving food has grandchildren? What are unhappy cranberries called? What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Hippies put what on their Thanksgiving potatoes? How do you make gold soup? What's red and round and goes up and down, up and down? What's blue and covered with feathers? On the Thanksgiving, what's always in the middle of the table? What game is played after eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner? Which side of the turkey has the juiciest meat? What's inside a genie's turkey? Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving? Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble? What does Godzilla eat on Thanksgiving? What's full of raisins and is on a secret mission? Rich people eat what on Thanksgiving? What do ghosts eat on Thanksgiving? What kind of vegetable would you like tonight? Which month is a tailor's least favorite? What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? Why was the quarterback crying during the game? What do you get when you have Broomhilda on the beach with a turkey? What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin? What do arithmetic teachers do on Thanksgiving? What cat discovered America? What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? What does a mother present say to the kid present on Thanksgiving? After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash? What goes gobble, gobble, BOOM!?